4:30am caffeinated assignment mode josh!
Moe: Those pants are very becoming on you. But hey, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too.
Moe: Do you have pet insurance? Because I am going to destroy your pussy.
Pixi: =|
Swarley: Oh god. If I was a man I would use those pickup lines on drunk chicks ALL THE TIME.
Swarley: Its not effective when you can say "Don't worry I have pet insurance, destroy my pussy to your hearts content!"
NPH
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Azure: We should dump our boyfriends and go have a lesbian dick-in-vagina relationship filled with unusual hats and 100 hours/fortnight of Scout gameplay. It'll be totally legit.
Annika: Is Reddit and sucking cocks your life?
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Watching the Avengers
Captain America: Take away that suit of armor, and what are you?
Some guy in the theater: SHERLOCK HOLMES
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You handsome poser boy. How dare you.
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